volcano joke

[whitey]

Cancel our debt, and we'll switch off the volcano. Do not call the police.

 

[chump54]

have you notice how there aren't any ash cloud jokes at the moment, maybe everyone is waiting for the dust to settle.

 

[Steve Smith]

Oh dear! I've heard another, but it's not really a family friendly one

 

[a1Matt]

It was a false alarm. There was no volcano!
Iceland actually said send us cash not ash.
(yep, they get worse )

 

[Stickleback]

I don't want to alarm anyone but since that volcano erupted, I haven't seen a single dinosaur.

 

[chump54]

 

[a1Matt]

have you notice how there aren't any ash cloud jokes at the moment, maybe everyone is waiting for the dust to settle.

this is my favourite!

 

[whitey]

Just been outside and got hit on the head by a lasagne, a black forest gateaux and a garlic baguette!! Must be the fallout from Iceland!

 

[Dolly Sprint 16v]

Food warning:

Shortage of frozen food coming from Iceland.

Regards
Paul.

 

[whitey]

Customer: Waiter Waiter! There is volcanic ash in my soup!
Waiter: Well yes sir, this is a no-fly zone!

 

[peter1979]

What have Cheryl Cole and the Icelandic Volcano got in common?



They are both smoking hot, and chucking out ash.

 

[Ben M]

Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.

 

[Celestial]

I have one, but I'm not quite sure I'm allowed to say it