Pet them in the water

[Anonymous]

Found this funny and sad in the same time

http://notalwaysright.com/like-a-fish-out-of-water/6568

 

[Lisa_Perry75]

Good link, did make me laugh. You really can't believe someone could be that stupid.

 

[Mark Evans]

it's actually a very old joke. I remember my old man telling it to what of his mates years ago.

 

[Lisa_Perry75]

Doh, well it was new to me! Some very funny other examples on there. How truthful they are, is obviously another matter...