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Joke of the day

Mrmikey

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Thought i'd start a thread so we can post some jokes. I'll start with a shocker :)

I'm just getting in to snail racing. I bought a special snail but it wasn't fast enough, so I removed the shell to save weight. If anything it just made it more sluggish.

Told you it was good!
 
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we shall turn it into a general joke page...

A dyslexic man walked in to a bra :lol:

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What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
 
Got some new aftershave today, it's amazing, smells of seeds....

Birds love it :)
 
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What's got 6 eyes but can't see?









The 3 blind mice.
 
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What do you call Postman Pat when he retires?



PAT!
 
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Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick
 
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Paddy and murphy in the jungle,they come across a crocodile with a mans head sticking out of it's jaws,paddy says look at that flash git in his lacoste sleeping bag

Boom boom

Regards John
 
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Englishman, Irishman and a Scotchman all trying to gain access to the olympic games. They see people carrying sport bags / holders and gaining access to the games. The three of them are pondering how they can gain access, the Englishman comes up with an idea - he graps a pair of running shoes, walks up to the entrance and states England 100 meters and they let him in. The Scotchman graps a very long piece of wood, walks up to the gate and states Scotland pole vaulting and they let him in, the Irishman is struggling for an idea, then he spots a roll of barbed wire, throws the wire of his shoulder walks up to the gate and states Ireland Fencing.

Regards
Paul.
 
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In 1872 the welsh invented the condom from a sheeps bladder,in 1873 the English took this further by removing the bladder first :p
 
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