Hello from my sofa

[Choppy Nagle]

Good afternoon plantfolk,
I have come here to pester you for advice and support because my plastic plants just won't grow.

Looking forward to meeting you all.

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[mafoo]

Have you tried watering them?

 

[foxfish]

Plastic plants are oil based & need WD40 fertilisation.
You can get a pressurised can & with the use of a clothes peg & sticky tape, introduce the anatomised oil via a timer & air line ... good luck.

 

[Choppy Nagle]

Anatomised oil?
Is this a dream?
Am I in your dream foxy?
I can't feel my legs man.

 

[Steve Smith]

Welcome to UKAPS!

 

[LondonDragon]

Welcome to UKAPS, just bin those and try the real stuff you will never go back to fakes