There's no way I'm swapping for another 3 year old, Mark!
If it was a fit 16 year old female, I'd think about it
Gar, how big is your chimney mate? He should go ok, he's just ate me out of spaghetti bolognase though, so lay him off the food for a week or so... Can't you do a bit better than 60p though? I gotta cover postage man!
Other good points: He passed his driving test at Butlins this year, and unlike last year, he didn't put anyone in hospital in the process
Bad points: He comes with a drum kit and guitar, but I can supply cotton wool for ear defence.