you know your obsessed with your planted tank when....

[a1Matt]

... you are at a football match, and you look at the pitch and wonder... how many kilos of Potassium Nitrate do they get through to keep it looking as lush as it does

 

[GreenNeedle]

Sad man. lol

You know when your obsessed with your planted tank when.....

You get a disciplinary for internet use at work....from checking out forums and shops.....a lot. lol

AC

 

[Tom]

you know your obsessed with your planted tank when....

...you make up threads called "you know your obsessed with your planted tank when..."

 

[a1Matt]

OK, now I know I need help So where is the nearest planted tanks anonymous meeting....

 

[Dave Spencer]

You know when you are obsessed with planted tanks when...

...the sleeve on your T shirt is wet 24/7.

 

[GreenNeedle]

Dave - Does the sleeve on your t-shirt have an oily film around it or do you maintain constant turbulence around it?

AC

 

[a1Matt]

You know when you are obsessed with planted tanks when...

...the sleeve on your T shirt is wet 24/7.

Thats my favourite answer yet 8)

I try not to laugh at the flummoxed looks from door to door salesmen as I open the door with one arm dripping and the other bone dry.

 

[altaaffe]

Thats my favourite answer yet 8)

I try not to laugh at the flummoxed looks from door to door salesmen as I open the door with one arm dripping and the other bone dry.

LOL

They do always seem to call when you have your hand in the tank !!

 

[a1Matt]

You know when you are obsessed with planted tanks when...

.... your work colleague asks you 'how do you like your cup of tea?' and you say 'with a TDS of less than 400'

We had a good chuckle about it so I could not resist reviving this old thread to share it.

 

[Steve Smith]

...you look at the "View Active Topics" page at least twice a minute.

 

[Joecoral]

You get a disciplinary for internet use at work....from checking out forums and shops.....

I fear I may be headed that way rather soon lol, no one has noticed yet though.....

 

[Steve Smith]

... when you've shut everything down at the end of the day to go home, and you're still hanging on to check the "Currently active" page

I'm going home now... honest...

 

[George Farmer]

When you get excited about 50% daily water changes at 0545 every morning for 3 weeks....

 

[TDI-line]

When you get excited about 50% daily water changes at 0545 every morning for 3 weeks....

You need to get out more.

 

[plantbrain]

You own and are willing to pay for this:

Then you get a PhD in the subject of aquatic plant research.
I swore long ago "I'd never become one of those plant addicted people".
I am, such a failure

Regards,
Tom Barr

 

[Simon D]

Then you get a PhD in the subject of aquatic plant research.
I swore long ago "I'd never become one of those plant addicted people".
I am, such a failure

Regards,
Tom Barr

I'm glad you said it, I was thinking "Tom Barr, what a failure"

 

[Superman]

You arrange a long weekend away to go see George at TGM. But shh! Don't tell the girlfriend It was just coincidence.

 

[Garuf]

When you get excited about 50% daily water changes at 0545 every morning for 3 weeks....

I wish I could function that early in the morning let alone do a water change!

 

[Thomas McMillan]

...watch your fish tank like it's a TV!

 

[Steve Smith]

You know you're obsessed when...

...you buy 4 Tetratec EX1200's and a shed load of other stuff when you're supposed to be saving up for your american road trip