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you know your obsessed with your planted tank when....

a1Matt

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... you are at a football match, and you look at the pitch and wonder... how many kilos of Potassium Nitrate do they get through to keep it looking as lush as it does :lol: :lol:
 

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Sad man. lol

You know when your obsessed with your planted tank when.....

You get a disciplinary for internet use at work....from checking out forums and shops.....a lot. lol

AC
 

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OK, now I know I need help :lol: So where is the nearest planted tanks anonymous meeting....
 

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You know when you are obsessed with planted tanks when...

...the sleeve on your T shirt is wet 24/7.
 

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Dave - Does the sleeve on your t-shirt have an oily film around it or do you maintain constant turbulence around it?

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Dave Spencer said:
You know when you are obsessed with planted tanks when...

...the sleeve on your T shirt is wet 24/7.

Thats my favourite answer yet 8)

I try not to laugh at the flummoxed looks from door to door salesmen as I open the door with one arm dripping and the other bone dry.
 

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a1Matt said:
Thats my favourite answer yet 8)

I try not to laugh at the flummoxed looks from door to door salesmen as I open the door with one arm dripping and the other bone dry.

LOL

They do always seem to call when you have your hand in the tank !!
 

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You know when you are obsessed with planted tanks when...

.... your work colleague asks you 'how do you like your cup of tea?' and you say 'with a TDS of less than 400' :lol:

We had a good chuckle about it so I could not resist reviving this old thread to share it.
 

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You own and are willing to pay for this:

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Then you get a PhD in the subject of aquatic plant research.
I swore long ago "I'd never become one of those plant addicted people".
I am, such a failure :oops:

Regards,
Tom Barr
 

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plantbrain said:
Then you get a PhD in the subject of aquatic plant research.
I swore long ago "I'd never become one of those plant addicted people".
I am, such a failure :oops:

Regards,
Tom Barr
I'm glad you said it, I was thinking "Tom Barr, what a failure" :lol:
 

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When you get excited about 50% daily water changes at 0545 every morning for 3 weeks.... :D
I wish I could function that early in the morning let alone do a water change!
 
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